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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
5:07 pm	Happy bday Chris A....I love you (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 29th, 2006
4:06 pm	Its Real, Its DAMN REAL Highlights of the night: Sat. Oct 28th 2006 ( Most of this stuff is not worth reading ) EXCEPT FOR MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE NIGHT: I tell CPT we should go to the Palace and he says, "First, do you promise not to get us kicked out again? Second, Not just yet, lets take another walk around" So as we are walking through the dance floor this blonde reaches out and grabs CPT to start dancing. As they start to dance, I whisper to chris "UHHMMM, DUDE? UHMMM THAT'S A DUDE!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I wish I had a camera so I could show you a text book expression of instant mortification. (And guilty pleasure, right Chris, admit it, you enjoyed it a little bit, I saw you eyeing his sexy adam's apple the whole night ;P) Props to chris, he remined calm, finished the dance and gave him his phone number...hahaha just kidding. He calmly and very distraughtly walked away as fast as he could without looking back and me roaring with laughter behind him the whole way. I catch up to him and go "Soooo, how bout that Palace eh?" Lol, now CPT is more than ready to go hahahahhaha ( The Palace ) Great night, can't remember too much. Got home 6am (the new time) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006
3:01 pm	Hilarious I went out to watch "The Departed" yesterday (great movie, worth seeing) and Shawn Maggio was mentioning this clip on college humoor. If you were a street fighter fan, you should check this out: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711287/context/search:street+fighter And this clip is the Japanese version of the Street Fighter movie: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:123820/context/search:street+fighter (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
3:26 pm	The Misadventures of a Deranged Madman Hello city ... Another night at the palace cause there is nothing else to do. The same people, the same drinks and the same music, the same quicksand. I think this harbour town is waist deep and sinking fast. - Bare Naked Ladies If you want a quick summary of the night's events, the above lyrics pretty much sum them up nicely. Of course, the devil is always in the details, so here they are for your viewing pleasure ( Read more... ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
1:10 pm	This was too funny check out this video, its hilarious...no nudity but probably not safe for work: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19581 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
12:55 pm	WHy is the word "Cunt" considered so offensive? I mean when you call somebody a pussy you are essentially calling them the same body part but its not nearly as offensive Remember like 10years ago when "bitch" was the worst thing you could call a girl? I say people let us stand up to society trying to dictate what we find offensive and instead celebrate the word cunt in all its glory. It, like the F word can be used in many ways: 1. Stop being such a cunt 2. You're a cunt 3. Have some flowers you cunt 4. You're a cum guzzling, yeast infected, herpes ravaged, undouched cunt (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 9th, 2006
1:33 pm	So this is it Looks like I'm heading off to London, Ontario to do more schooling. But I'll finally be completely done by 2012. This time though I'm looking forward to leaving. Coming back to Halifax made me realize that I can't really call this place home anymore. Things are just different. It's weird, for the last four years I really wanted to come back and now that I got my wish, I don't want to be here. So I guess when I leave this place this time, it'll be for good. I'll come back for the odd visit, but I'll probably either stay in Ontario when I'm done or move to Montreal or Vancouver. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
3:52 pm	I DID IT.....I was shitting bricks over this one. MCC On-Line (MCC QE = Medical Council of Canada Qualifying Exam...aka licensing exam) Search Results For The MCC QE Part I This is your current Pass/Fail standing as determined by MCC-Online. Please note that the Medical Council of Canada (MCC) "Statement of Result Letter" that you receive by mail/post is your official results document. If you have any questions or concerns regarding your results, please do not contact the MCC Offices until you have received your official results by mail. When calling the MCC, it is always best to have your results letter available when you make that call so that you may refer to it during your conversation with MCC staff. Also note that the MCC staff are not allowed to provide examination results over the phone. Exam Result Chater, Michael George Pass (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 5th, 2006
1:15 pm	Lol, This guy might be related This sums up my feelings on Superman, Xmen and Spiderman, even though I never saw superman or any of the Xmen movies: ( Read more... ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
1:07 pm	The Prodigal Doctor Returns Well this is it. I have been waiting for this moment for 4 years now. Finally on Tuesday June 06 14:23 I get to depart Saska-soul-sucking-death-trap-tchewan for the last time. I've sold everything tainted with Sk soil, including my car to get the fuck out of this place. I will be in Hali for 3wks, and then I'm not sure where I'm off to. To mark my celebration, I'm thinking I will going down to parliament on Monday to burn the Saska-shit-hole flag on the front lawn. Lol, pay attention to the evening news, hopefully I make it on there. Hope to see you guys next week...perhaps at Chris Thomas' mother's event....also known as One night stand...although just like ECW's one night stand, it was so good, that we came back for more. Jihad my friends, MCMD (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
12:33 pm	As I recover here after a crazy night...woke up still drunk on somebody's lawn...again, thank go the weather was good this time...I wanted to mention To kill my free time now, I've watched more movies in the last couple of weeks than I have in 25yrs. Only one is worth special mention. "The Producers" Now normally i hate musicals (and this one had too much singing for my liking (too much = more than 2 songs)...but the movie was fantastic. Great acting by everyone, and it has Matt Broderick, Uma THermon, Will Ferrell, John Lovitz, etc...and the idea, the approach and the plot were all excellently executed. So if you are looking for a good movie to watch, rent it. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 8th, 2006
12:46 am	200+ multiple choice + 60+ cases + All of medicine + 8hours = One hell of an exam Fuck Board Exams today. I dont know why I'm nervous considering I've decided not to enter practice.....but oh man this is gonna be a bitch HELP (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
6:53 pm	Happy Birthday Adrienne You're not nearly as old as you look (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
7:37 pm	Anybody watch House this week (Season 2 episode 18). It was great. Probably the single best episode of the season and probably one of the best of the series...or maybe it just struck a nerve. Either way, its a great watch and I highly recommend you guys downloading and taking a look at (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 20th, 2006
12:23 am	All Bran and Beer on an empty stomach is a deadly combo for flatulence (makes a nice muddy brown slurry too). (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 17th, 2006
1:02 am	Fucking Gomers The kinds of things that are funny but in a sad way: So I am on my neurology rotation, which for the most part is Gomer City. Most of my patients are 75+ years old (which reminds me, I hope to god on my 75th bday one of you people does me the favour of walking up behind me and shooting me in the head...there could be nothing crueler than becoming a gomer). Anyways, i had a 86yr old patient who was sitting on his chair and asked me if I could help him on to his bed. While this is a nurse's job (not because its below me but because if anything happened to the gomer, technically cause its not my job to do, I could get in medicolegal trouble for it....nice eh), anyways, I take my chances and help him on to the bed. He is just letting juicy farts go the whole way over. As I sit him down he says to me in that raspy and hoars old person voice "Oh, I think I just shit my pants" To which I replied, "fantastic" and he says "Hold on, I'll check" and then he puts his hand down his pants along his ass crack and goes "Nope, I just farted thats all" and I say to him....nothing....what the hell do you say to that? "good for you, you want a cookie?" I dare anyone to try going through that and not burst out laughing in this gomer's face. The poor guy went into heart failure with flash pulmonary edema. I hope he pulls through. He is a nice old gomer...this job sucks sometimes. The moral of the story though is: Never shake any old person's hand as you never know where its been. (Comment on this)
Monday, February 27th, 2006
4:52 am	So This is It.... Well, as most of you probably have figured out by now, things haven't gone as hoped. Its been almost one week and I haven't been able to answer the phone, talk on MSN or even return emails. The fact I am actually writing this now is an accomplishment. ( Fuck Life ) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
8:59 pm	So this is it.... The last 8 years of my life boils down to tomorrows results. At 12pm EST I will find out what I where I will be going for the next five years and what I will be doing for the rest of my life. Sounds scary enough as is? But wait there's more...there is a possibility that I go "unmatched" tomorrow which means I spend a year in pergatory. In the end I asked to be able to go home to Halifax as my number one choice even though I had a great chance in God's country (Alberta), which seems weird considering the poeple who are dying to leave...but having been away for 4yrs, I guess there's no place like home. Although this year has been pretty stressful, I can honestly tell you tonight is probably the most stressed I've ever been. Never have I had to wait for a decision which would have such a profound impact on my life. Unlike other jobs, you really can quit your job in medicine, it would take too long to go back and start again. And to think, that ultimately the decision lies in a computer algorithm run in Ottawa...even more comforting is the fact that as flawless as computers may be, its imperfect humans that program them. This is it...I await till to tomorrow to find out my destiny...I don't know if I can take 14 more hours of this anticipation...Etoh help me.... (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 20th, 2006
7:17 pm	YKHIKYG? = You know how I know you're gay? They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You president of the John Cena Fan Club They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You have no comeback Chris says: YKHIKYG? You're counting the seconds till I write back. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You were watching figure skating with 2 other guys Chris says: YKHIKYG? You said masturbating isn't worth it anymore. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You had sex with Sam Kafrouny and you liked it Chris says: YKHIKYG? You video taped the whole thing. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You stole the video tape and posted it on the net yourself Chris says: YKHIKYG? Because you bought more copies of the DVD than we could keep printing. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? Because knowing that i pleasuring myself while taping you turned you on even more Chris says: YKHIKYG? You just admitted to pleasuring yourself while taping me. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You wished your asshole was my hand Chris says: YKHIKYG? Your mom showed me your double ended dildo. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? Cause you're always on the other end of that dildo Chris says: YKHIKYG? That's just an action figure you pretend is me. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You helped me make it Chris says: YKHIKYG? You used your ass hair for the pubes. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You braided the pubes Chris says: YKHIKYG? They call you t-bag in prison. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You go to prisons voluntarily Chris says: YKHIKYG? They said your wrist was too limp to join the army. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You joined the army Chris says: YKHIKYG? You dropped the soap. Chris says: On purpose. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You were right behind me waiting Chris says: YKHIKYG? You were wet with anticipation. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You ejaculated before you could even plunge into my wet anticipating ass Chris says: YKHIKYG? You licked up every last drop of it. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? I swapped it with you Chris says: YKHIKYG? You slipped me the tongue. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YIKHIKYG? You gave my dead dog a rusty trombone Chris says: YKHIKYG? You taught me how to do it. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You watched broke back mountain Chris says: YKHIKYG? You were IN brokeback mountain. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: lol They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? The story was about your life They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? Your broke-your-back mounting another guy Chris says: YKHIKYG? You've spent the past half hour coming up with a list of things that make people gay. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? You spent an equal amount of time trying to come up with come backs Chris says: YKHIKYG? I'm bored of this and you're still going strong. They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: YKHIKYG? Thats what you told me last night when I was pounding away on your ass Chris says: YKHIKYG? Re-read what you just said. lol They ruined Mohamed's image...couldn't resist the pun says: lol, I should post it on LJ Chris says: Lol Go for it. You know nobody else will find it funny, right? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 18th, 2006
12:25 am	Anybody watch the Sweden VS USA Olympic Ringette match Ok, I know they call it "women's hockey" but the truth is, women can't play hockey. I'm sorry, don't mean to sound sexist, but they skate funny, they shoot very weak and they're goaltending has absolutely no finesse to it. Anyways, the reason I'm posting this is because during the match, the Swedes were killing a penalty during the last couple of minutes of the OT period and the announcer goes "This Swedish team really has a nice tight box" (For you non hockey fans, A box is a formation used by teams to defend their zone while they're killing a penalty.) Sports announcers are great eh? (Comment on this)